Javanese better than English language

i took from my friendw wall
Bukti bahwa bhs Jawa lbh simpel dr bhs Inggris javanese language is better than english:
1) Walk slowly on the edge (side) of the road = MLIPIR 
2) Falling backward and then hit own head = NGGEBLAK 
3) Falling/tripping forward (and may hit own face) = KEJLUNGUP 
4) Smearing one's body with hotointment or liquid and then massaging it = MBLONYO
5) Riding an old bicycle = NGONTHEL
6) Got hit by a truck that is moving backward = KUNDURAN TRUK
7) Hot pyroclastic cloud rolling down a volcano = WEDHUS GEMBEL
8) A small, sharp thing embedded inside one's skin = SUSUBEN/KETELUSUPEN
9) Things getting out from a container accidentally because of gravity = MBROJOL
10) Get hit by thing collapsing on top of one's head/ body = KAMBRUKAN
11) Drinking straight from the bottle without using glass, where whole bottle tip gets into the mouth = NGOKOP
12) Difficult to open eyes because something is shining very bright = MBLERENG
13) Hanging on tightly to something in order to be inert = GONDHELAN
14) Falling/tripping accidentally because of a hole =KEJEGLONG
15) Being overly active carelessly = PECICILAN
16) Feeling unwell because of cold temperature = KATISEN/KADEMEN
17) Releasing "wind" from the body thru a coin drawn across the skin's surface = KEROKAN
18) Finding by accident something good or useful without looking for it = NDILALAH
19) Expression or gesture due to a sudden appearance (of something) = MAK JEGAGIK
20) Water come out from your mouth = NGENCESS.
21) A lot of water come out from your skin = GEMBROBYOS.
22) Doing something with your finger = UTEK-UTEK.
23) Have something between your teeth = SLILITAN,
24) Acidentally poke your eyes =KECULEK:'(